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Secret formula for married couples... "Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

Once Soniya, Manmohan Singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, . . Soniya drops a 100 Rs Note & says, "I made one poor Indian happy" . . Singh drops two 50 Rs notes& says "I made two poor indians happy" . . finally chiddu drops 100 coins of one rupee &says"I made 100 poor indians happy", .. Hearing this the pilot laughs & says"I will drop down all 3 of you and make 125 crore indians forever happy..!

When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.

When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ?? Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar ..!!

boy: mom aaj khane me kya bnaya hai... mom: baigan ki sabji... boy: kya mom har bar baigan ki sabji... mom: ye sab najkhre apni bivi ke samne karna....tab to muh se ik shabad nhi niklega jo vo banaygi chup chap khaloge...!! boy:kkk lao  baigan hi khata hu...   after marriage.......... boy: aaj khane me kya banna hai darling .. wife: baigan ki sabzi..!! boy: kya??  baigan ki sabzi... wife: ye nakhre na apni maa k samne kiya karo tab to kuch ni bolte   ... boy:  acha lao baigan ki sabzi bechare ladke...��

Murga:- I love u. Murgi:- Ha ha.... Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.... Murgi:- Really?? . Murga:- Yes..Kya karu batao. Murgi:- Bataun......Bataun...... . . . . . . Chal anda de...:():(:):(:):(:):

Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai.. . .. . . ... Wo Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochte hai aise... . .. ... .... Wo Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochte hai aise... . .. ... .... "Ki kar to li hai tune beta.... abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise.

Superb Poem...!! Ek Bachpan Ka Zamana Tha, Jisme Khushiyon Ka Khazana Tha; Chahat Chand Ko Paane Ki Thi, Par Dil Titli Ka Deewana Tha. Khabar Na Thi Kuch Subah Ki, Na Shaam Ka Thikana Tha; Thak Haarke Aana School Se, Par Khelne Bhi Jaana Tha. Maa Ki Kahani Thi, Pariyon Ka Fasana Tha; Barish Mein Kagaz Ki Naav Thi, Har Mausam Suhana Tha. Har Khel Mein Saathi The, Har Rishta Nibhana Tha; Gum Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi, Na Zakhmon Ka Paimana Tha. Rone Ki Wajah Na Thi, Na Hansne Ka Bahana Tha; Kyon Ho Gaye Hum Itne Bade, Isse Achha To Woh Bachpan Ka Zamana Tha... . . Dont Let The Child Inside U Ever Die ...

एक मन्दिर  के  सामने  1 गाय ,1 गधा और 1 गधी घास  खा  रहे थे  ...   मन्दिर  मे  आने  वाले लोग   गाय को हाथ  लगाकर नमस्कार  कर  रहे  थे ... यह  देखकर गधी गधे  से  बोली: "सब  गाय को ही  हाथ  लगाकर चले जाते है पर मुझे  कोई हाथ नहीं  लगाता... ???" गधा:  मैडम  आपके  साथ आपका हीरो  है  किसकी  मजाल जो मेरे होते  आपको हाथ लगाए..

Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get reversed..

EK LADY Apne Boy Frnd K Sath Ghum RahiThi. Itne ME Uska Hsbnd Aa gya aur uske BF Ko Peetne Lga. Lady-Maar Sale Ko! Apni BV Ghumate Nahi, Dusre Ki BV Ko Ghumane le aate hai. Itne me BF ko josh aya or wo hsbnd ko marne lga. Lady-Maar sale ko! na khud ghumane le jata hai, na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai..

📞Hello dominoz? 📞Yes sir!! 6 large pizza, 6 garlic bread, 3 pepsi 📞kis nam pe bheju sir? 📞Allah ke nam pe bhej de re baba.. 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge? Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha. TC: Ticket he ? Sadhu : Nahi he TC: To chalo.. Sadhu : Kahan? TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam Tha 😝 💤💤💤💤 😜 Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna. kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas. Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas. Sab Setting Hai... 😜😀😉😗 The 4 dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife's Smile 2. Wife's Tears 3. Wife's Looks And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call! 😆😝😂😆😝😂😆😝😂😊 1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se: Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...? Papa: Nai beta Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!! 😝😆😝😆😝😆😂😆😊😂 Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi... Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha...Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai.... 😄 😝😄😜😁😄😛😝😁😂😅 Son : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge??? Father : small get together kya hota hai??

कुछ रोचक जानकारी क्या आपको पता है ? 1. 📚 चीनी को जब चोट पर लगाया जाता है, दर्द तुरंत कम हो जाता है... 2. 📚 जरूरत से ज्यादा टेंशन आपके दिमाग को कुछ समय के लिए बं द कर सकती है... 3.📚 92% लोग सिर्फ हस देते हैं जब उन्हे सामने वाले की बात समझ नही आती... 4.📚 बतक अपने आधे दिमाग को सुला सकती हैंजबकि उनका आधा दिमाग जगा रहता.... 5.📚 कोई भी अपने आप को सांस रोककर नही मार सकता... 6.📚 स्टडी के अनुसार : होशियार लोग ज्यादा तर अपने आप से बातें करते हैं... 7.📚 सुबह एक कप चाय की बजाए एक गिलास ठंडा पानी आपकी नींद जल्दी खोल देता है... 8.📚 जुराब पहन कर सोने वाले लोग रात को बहुत कम बार जागते हैं या बिल्कुल नही जागते... 9.📚 फेसबुक बनाने वाले मार्क जुकरबर्ग के पास कोई कालेज डिगरी नही है... 10.📚 आपका दिमाग एक भी चेहरा अपने आप नही बना सकता आप जो भी चेहरे सपनों में देखते हैं वो जिदंगी में कभी ना कभी आपके द्वारा देखे जा चुके होते हैं... 11.📚 अगर कोई आप की तरफ घूर रहा हो तो आप को खुद एहसास हो जाता है चाहे आप नींद में ही क्यों ना हो... 12.📚 दुनिया में सबसे ज्यादा प्रयोग किया जाने वाला पा

MBA student hugs a girl . . Girl: what is dis ? . . Boy: direct marketing . . Girl: slaps a boy . . . Boy: what is dis ?? . . . . Girl: customer's feedback

लललन को बारात के 50  आदमियों पर गाड़ी चढ़ाकर कुचलने के इलजाम मेँ पुलिस ने पकड़ लिया ..... . . . . कारण पूछने पर लललन - गाड़ी के बरेक फेल हो गये थे .... और उस समय सड़क पर एक तरफ एक आदमी था ... और दूसरी तरफ बारात मैँ कया करता ? . . . हवलदार - अबे बारात को बचाता उस आदमी पर चढ़ाता अपनी गाड़ी । . . . लललन - ऐसा ही किया था साहब ... पर वो भाग कर दूसरी तरफ बारातमेँ घुस गया ....!!

Whatsapp ki बीमाऱी: santa को उसका ससुर जूते मार रहा था .. एक आदमी : क्यों मार रहे हो इस को ? ससुर : मैंने इसको हॉस्पिटल से whatsapp किया की, " तुम बाप बन गये हो ...." सालेने उसको भी 50 लोगो को forward कर दिया

Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump: " 5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do.." .. .. .. Pump wala (gusse me):" Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai ??? ... .. .. .. Santa:" Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Humto aise hi paise udaate hai...

Why I Hate C.I.D Serial (Sony Tv). A pretty good Example:. LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha! DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?!! LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha..!    ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach mein Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Haan Sir...Woh Mera Bhai Tha...! . . . . ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho!!

There are basically 7 Types of Girls... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

एक लडकी की 5 करोड़ की लाटरी निकली कंपनी ने सोचा अचानक बताया तो लड़की ख़ुशी से मर सकती है , कंपनी ने एक बाबा को ये काम दिया कि लड़की को ऐसे बताओ की वो ख़ुशी से मर न जाये !   बाबा ने जाकर उस लड़की से कहा " सोचो अगर तुम्हे 5 करोड़ का ईनाम निकले तो तुम क्या करोगी ?"   लड़की बोली " बाबा मै आपके सामने डांस करुँगी , आपसे प्यार करुँगी , आप की हर एक ख्वाहिश पूरी करुँगी , आप जो भी चाहो दे दूंगी , आप से शादी कर लुंगी , बस आपकीही होकर रहूंगी और यही नहीं आधा ईनाम भी आपको दे दूंगी !" साला बाबा ही ख़ुशी से मर गया !

Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? . 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... . 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ . 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? . 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete . 7.lag gyi bhai aaj . 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..?? . 9. Paper kaisa tha.. ?? . 10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one . 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga.... Agree ? Then Hit Likeh

Dadaji: Pappu beta andar se mere daant lana . . . . . . Pappu : Dadaji abi roti nahi ban ni hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dadaji: roti ko mar goli Samne wali budhiya mjhe dekh kar smile kar rahi h

Attitude At Exam!!!! .. .. Teacher: Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye??? ... ... ... ... ... ... Student: Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hu, Or Aap??

Why Boys get Blocked on facebook: . . Boy: What's your Name ?? Girl: Palak and you ? Boy: Paneer !!! *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl: What's Up ? Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl : tu Soya hai...?? Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hun..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* . . Girl: Have a Good Day. Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Boy- Thank you Girl-My Pleasure Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar *Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever* . . And the best one After fight: Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin ! Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? Ya Holi ? *BLOCKED!!!

If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be.... Soda Akbar Rab Ne Pila di Thodi Rum De Basanti Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam Beer Zara Bevde Zameen Par Ek Tha Bagpiper Talli six Rum Maro Rum Maine Drink Tujko Diya Bewdy Rathore Hickk Hick Hota Hai DaaruDas Hum Tunn Maine Neat Kyu Piya Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya Ulti Kar Di Aapne Whiskiya Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..

- Ladka Handsome hone chahiye, Smart to Phone bhi hote hain. - Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain. - Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye, Chhota to Bheem bhi hai. - Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye, Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai. - Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye, Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai. - Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye, Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai. - Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye, Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai. - Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye, Towel to ShriSant ke paas bhi hai. - Ladki mein Akal Honi Chahiye Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai. - Mobile General mode par hona chahiye Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain - Seb meetha hona chahiye Lal to Advani bhi hain. - Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai. - Ghoomna to Hill Station par chahiye Goa to Pan masala bhi hai. - Dawai theek karne ke liye honi chahiye Tablet to Samsung ka bhi hai - Reply dhang ka hona chahiye, ‘

Bhikhari (Car me bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo . . Lady ne paise de diye . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi lady boli:"Baba Dua To Dete Jao.. . . . . Bhikhari:"Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti.. Ab Kya"Rocket Pe Baithegi"

Dad: 👻Impact of Job Change👻 One day, A taxi passenger touched driver on his shoulder to ask something. Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few centimeters from a shop. Passenger apologized and said : "i didn't realize that a little touch would scare u so much" Driver replied : sorry its not your fault, its my 1st day as a cab driver. I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies from last 25 years.. 😜😜😂😂 Absolute Class

Examiner ne pappu ko ek bird ki taang dikhai, or Pappu se us Bird ka naam pucha.?? .. .. .. Pappu : I Don't Know.!! .. .. .. .. . . Examiner : You are fail, tumhara naam kya hai?? . .. .. Pappu : Taang dikhate hue,.. . . . Le saale karle pata...

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.. . . . . . . santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal saale bhootni k bada aaya mechanical engineer.."

Top 3 most populated places: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1. Bhhad . . . . 2. Aukat . . . . 3. Mumbai ki local train

100 Facts Of Rajnikanth On his Birthday (Once Again): 1. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5. Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajnikanth can judge a book by its cover. 7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it. 13. Rajnikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 16. R

Rajnikant’s next project: TITANIC in Tamil climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims through Atlantic ocean. Heroine in One hand and . . . Titanic in other..

Real Name: Shivaji Rao Gaikwad Date of Birth : 12.12.1950 Time of Birth : 11:54 P.M. Place of Birth : Bangalore Star/Rasi: Sirvana/Magaram    Color: Black Height: 5 feet 9 inch Weight : 70 Kg Name of Spouse : Mrs. Latha Rajinikanth, Principal, The Ashram Date of Marriage: 26.02.1981 4:30 A.M Place of Marriage: Thirupathi Date of Reception : 14.03.1981 6:00 A.M Place of Reception : Taj Coromandal, Chennai Names of Children: Aishwarya & Sowandarya Address : 18, Raghava Veera Avenue, Poes Garden, Chennai-86 Contact : 2,499,129,124,990,270 Fax: 24838890 (Raghavendra Mandapam) Father's Name: Ramoji Rao Mother's Name: Rambhai Brother's Name : Sathya Narayana Rao & Nageshwara Rao Guru : K.Balachandar Spiritual Guru : Satchithananda Swamiji Favourite God : Shri Raghavendra Favourite Books : Books written by Shri Ramana Maharishi Favourite City : Chennai Favourite Colour : Black Favourite Drinks : Juice & Curd Favourite Foods : Chick

Ek Bachcha Park Mein Bench Pe Betha Tha Aur 1 K Bad 1 Toffee Kha Raha Tha.. . . . . . . Pas Bethi 1 Aunty Boli : Jyada Meetha Khane Wale Jaldi Mar Jate Hai. . . . . . . . Boy : Aap Ko Malum Hai Meri Dadi Ki Age 106 Saal Thi. . . . . . . . Aunty : Wo Meetha Kam Khati Hongi. . . . . . . . . Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhti Thi....!!!

Girl: Mere B'day par mujhe bahut costly gift dena.. Boy: Okay.. *On the B'day* Boy: ur gift! Girl: how sweet isme kya h? Boy: PETROL mein tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..

*Funny Meanings Of Indian Places In English* - Large State – “Maha-Rastra” - Place of Kings – “Raja-Sthan” - Mr. City – “Shri-Nagar” - Rhythm of Eyes – “Nayni-Tal” - Face – “Surat” - Unmarried Girl – “Kanya-Kumari” - No Zip – “Chen-Nai” - Come in Evening – “Aa-Sam” - Go and Come – “Go-Aa” - Answer State – “Uttar-Pradesh” - Make Juice – “Bana-Ras” - Do Drama – “Kar-Natak” - Green Gate – “Hari-Dwar”.

How to kill a girl: Give the girl  a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics, Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

First Time In History It Happened: Rajnikant V/s Alia.. Question To Both In A Competition: What Is Half Of 8..? Rajnikant: 4 Alia : Depend Karta Hai..Agar Horizontally Half Karo Toh ''0'' Or Vertically Karo Toh ''3''.. Rajnikant Still Unconscious..

A new poem launched...and in Books from 2015....  Johnny Johnny....Yes papa!!  Job in City....Yes papa!!  Lot of Tension....Yes papa!!  Too much Work....Yes papa!!  Family life....No papa!!  BP Sugar....High papa!!  Yearly Bonus....Joke papa!!  Annual Pay....Low papa!!  Personal Life....Lost papa!!  Promotion Incentive.... Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!

Life of an Indian Guy: Traffic- 21% Dad's "Tere se nahi hoga"- 22% Boss' Abuse- 12% Girl's "Lets stay friend"- 14% Watching "Loading.."- 31%

Fake and Real Friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.

Professor: 5 Ke Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao.?? China : Mazak Mat Karo.. Japan : Namumkin American : Sawaal Galat Hai.. UK : Net Par Nahi Hai.. Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all “JUGAAD”

Oye Sardarji... Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko  Hospital Ki Jagah Pizza Hut Kyu Le Jaa Rahe  Ho? Abey Saale..Pizza Hut  Me "Delivery Free" Hai... ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ JOKE OF THE DAY Muslim Ladki : Exam Mein Hindu Ladke Se : "Excuse Me , Bhai Jaan" Ladka : "Ek To Paper Confusing Hai  Aur Upar Se Tu Aur Confuse Kar Rahi Hai Ya To Bhai Bol Ya Jaan Bol " ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ ROCKING GENERATION "KID FAILS IN EXAM" Father: Aaj Se Mujhe  Papa Mat Kehna...! Son : Oh, Come On Dad, It Was Just A 'School Test' Not A "DNA" Test...! ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Teacher : Murgiyo Ki Taange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hai ? Sardar Ka Asardaar Reply : Sir, Agar Murgiyo Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Ande Itne Upar Se Gir Kar Toot Jate Na. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Teacher- Chand Par Pehla Kadam Kisne Rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur Doosra? Pappu- Doosra Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Hoga ..... Langdi Khelne Thodi Gaya Tha Woh!!!! ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Doctor : Roz 5km Walk Karo, To 1 Sal Me 50kg Wajan Kum Ho Ja

Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit? Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na. Munna: Ae Circuit Ye Dr. Log Operation Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole To Patient Operation Sikh Gaya To Dr. Logo Ki To Wat Lag Jayegi Na. Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei ?? Circuit: Simple Hai BHAI, Royenge To Note Geeela Ho Jayenga Na. Circuit- Bhai, American Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? Munna- Dhobighat Pe Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? Munna- English Me Bole To “WASHING TOWN" Munna Bhai: Aay Circuit, Baapu Bole To Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay? Circuit: Bhai Bole Toh Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan The !!!