Munna & Circut Returns

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Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit?
Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.


Munna: Ae Circuit Ye Dr. Log Operation Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole To Patient Operation Sikh Gaya To Dr. Logo Ki To Wat Lag Jayegi Na.


Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu
Har Note Me Haste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei ??

Circuit: Simple Hai BHAI, Royenge To Note
Geeela Ho Jayenga Na.


Circuit- Bhai, American Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munna- Dhobighat Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munna- English Me Bole To “WASHING TOWN"


Munna Bhai: Aay Circuit, Baapu Bole To Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay?
Circuit: Bhai Bole Toh Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan The !!!

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