All New Jokes & Enjoy Merry Christmas

By Anonymous -
Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha. TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam Tha
😝 💤💤💤💤 😜
Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.
kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas.
Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.
Sab Setting Hai...
😜😀😉😗

The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!

😆😝😂😆😝😂😆😝😂😊

1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se: Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?
Papa: Nai beta
Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!!

😝😆😝😆😝😆😂😆😊😂

Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi...
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha...Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai.... 😄

😝😄😜😁😄😛😝😁😂😅

Son : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge???
Father : small get together kya hota hai??
Son : only you me and principal...

😁😄 😂😆😜😅

Train mai Warning likhi thi......."
Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. "
Sardar- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof???
😜


BABA Ramdev Kehte Hai, "Achhi Sehat K Liye Saas Par Control Kare"
Ab Baba Ko Kon Samajhaye Ki,
Logo Se Biwi Control Nhi Hoti To Saas Par kaise Control Kare.
😄😄

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