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गली क्रिकेट में जो लौंडा !

गली क्रिकेट में जो लौंडा , बिना झगड़े ही एक बार में खुद को रन आउट मान ले , . . . उस लौंडे की ईमानदारी पर कभी शक मत करना। :P

Cricket hai ya Chess? 😂

T20 final Eng VS WI Ye bhi koi final hai T20 ka? Ek team me sab Kaaley, ek me sab Gore, Cricket hai ya Chess? 😂

# हाय लगी है भाभी की😂😂😂

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जब जब इस धरती पर नारी का अपमान हुआ है तब तब बुरा हुआ है . .......... और बना लो सालों अनुष्का पर चुटकुले। _____ # हाय लगी है भाभी की

Tea in Cricket Cup

Sakshi:- chay piyoge!! Dhoni:-Haa laao.. Sakshi:-konse cup?me laau,2007 ya 2011??? Dhoni:-aisa hai to shyam(evening)tak ruk ja..2014 ke ?cup ?me piunga... Sakshi- Uss cup mei toh Yuvi ne susu kar di hai.. ?

After T20 world cup :Funny Whatsapp Joke

After T20 world cup . Dhoni's mother - beta market se sbji liya . . Dhoni - maa world cup har gaye hai log marenge . Mother -meri sari pahan ke chala ja beta . Dhoni sari pahan ke jata h . Market mein ek girl - hi dhoni how are you . Dhoni shocked and say Tumne mujhe pahchana kaise . . Girl - are pagal mein yuvraj hu......Haaaaaa...enjoy....??????

Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules

1. Eight eento ( bricks) ki wicket hogi . 2. Pehli ball try hogi . 3. Jo boundary se baher phenke ga , khud wapis laye ga . 4. Batting team umpiring kare gi . 5. Deewar ko direct laga to Six, ball baher gayi to out . 6. Akhri batsman akela kr sakta hai . 7. Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye ga, na mili to khud kharid kr layega. . 8. Chote bache sirf fielding karenge . 9. Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai jayegi . 10. Deewar ko lag k catch hua to "NOT OUT" ever played cricket with these rules?