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एक इंजिनियर को जॉब नही मिली तो उसने क्लिनिक खोला और बाहर लिखा तीन सौ रूपये मे ईलाज करवाये ईलाज नही हुआ तो एक हजार रूपये वापिस.... एक डॉक्टर ने सोचा कि एक हजार रूपये कमाने का अच्छा मौका है वो क्लिनिक पर गया और बोला मुझे किसी भी चीज का स्वाद नही आता है इंजिनियर : बॉक्स नं.२२ से दवा निकालो और ३ बूँद पिलाओ नर्स ने पिला दी मरीज(डॉक्टर) : ये तो पेट्रोल हैइंजिनियर : मुबारक हो आपको टेस्ट महसूस हो गया लाओ तीन सौ रूपये डॉक्टर को गुस्सा आ गया कुछ दिन बाद फिर वापिस गया पुराने पैसे वसूलने मरीज(डॉक्टर) :साहब मेरी याददास्त कमजोर हो गई है इंजिनियर : बॉक्स नं. २२ से दवा निकालो और ३ बूँद पिलाओ मरीज (डॉक्टर) : लेकिन वो दवा तो जुबान की टेस्ट के लिए है इंजिनियर : ये लो तुम्हारी याददास्त भी वापस आ गई लाओ तीन सौ रुपए। इस बार डॉक्टर गुस्से में गया डॉक्टर-मेरी नजर कम हो गई है इंजीनियर- इसकी दवाई मेरे पास नहीं है। लो एक हजार रुपये। डॉक्टर-यह तो पांच सौ का नोट है। इंजीनियर- आ गई नजर। ला तीन सौ रुपये।

एक बार ओबामा ने मोदी से कहा :-आइये "एक खेल खेलते है, "मैं आपसे एक सवाल पूछूंगा अगर आपको उसका जवाब नहीं आया, तो आप मुझे 5 डॉलर देना। फिर आप मुझसे एक सवाल करना और अगर मुझे जवाब नहीं आया, तो मैं आपको 500 डॉलर दूंगा।"  मोदी : ठीक है। ओबामा ने मोदी से पूछा : धरती से चंद्रमा की दूरी कितनी है ? मोदी ने बिना कुछ सोचे अपनी जेब से 5 डॉलर निकाले और ओबामा को दे दिए। अब मोदी की बारी आई। मोदी ने पूछा : ऐसा कौन सा जीव है, जो तीन पैरों पर पहाड़ी चढ़ता है, पर चार पैरों से वापस उतरता है ?? ओबामा ने इंटरनेट पर खोजना शुरू कर दिया। उसने अपने सभी दोस्तों को भी कॉल कर पूछा, पर किसी को जवाब नहीं पता था। एक घंटे बाद ओबामा ने मोदी को 500 डॉलर दे दिए। हैरान-परेशान ओबामा ने अब मोदी से पूछा : अब बता तो दो... कौन है वह जीव ? मोदी ने जेब से 5 डॉलर निकाले और ओबामा को दे दिए। ओबामा बेहोश, मोदी मदहोश॥

नेपाली राष्ट्रगान- सुनो गौर से इन्डिया वालो, चाहे जितने महल बना लो, उसके आगे गार्डन बना लो उसके आगे गेट लगा लो, गेट के आगे होंगे हम नेपाली उ शाब जी

New Delhi:  Brack Obama is in India for a 3-days visit alongside the first lady Michelle and our Government has done everything possible to please Mr. President. But still, according to our reliable sources Mr. Obama is already annoyed as few people whom he met on his very first day asked him some freakish questions that he didn’t like much. Arvind Kejriwal : Wanna have some tea with me for a mere 20 thousand bucks? Diandra : Hey, nice haircut Mr. Obama. Look, I’ve got the same. *wink* Alia Bhatt: Do you know the name of the President of America? And why is your daughter named Malia when M-Alia? Amit Shah : You’re not here to join BJP? Or are you? The garlands are ready though. Subramanian Swamy: You know your ancestors were hardcore Hindus? You remember your great grandpa Sudama? Sakshi Maharaj: How many kids do you have? Indian Media: Forget about the tie ups and all with India. Why don’t you tell us “How you like your eggs? Boiled or scrambled?” Michelle Ob

Who is Happy ??? A Crow Lived in the Forest and was absolutely satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan... This swan is so white and I am so black...crow thought. This swan must be the happiest bird in the world. He expressed his thoughts to the swan. "Actually," the swan replied, "I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colors. I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation." The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot explained, "I lived a very happy life—until I saw a peacock. I have only two colors, but the peacock has multiple colors." The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that hundreds of people had gathered to see him. After the people had left, The crow approached the Peacock.. Dear Peacock, You are so beautiful. Every day thousands of people come to see you. When people see me, they immediately shoo me away. I think you are the happiest bird

Ek Bar Ek Kashti Tufan Mein Phas Gayi. . Captain Zor Se Bola: “Kisi Ko Toofan Se Bachne Ki Dua Yaad Hai? . ”Ek Babaji Aage Aya Aur Khusi Se Bola: “Haan Mujhe Yaad Hai” . . Captain: “Theek Hai Tum Upper Wale Se Bachne Ki Dua Mango . . . Kyuki,Hamare Pass Ek Life Jacket Kam Hai“...:())_)

Six Best Doctors in The World-           1.Sunlight ☀               2.Rest           3.Exercise              4.Diet    5.Self Confidence                    &           6.Friends Maintain Them In All Stages Of Life And Enjoy Healthy life If    You    See    The    moon ..... You    See     The     Beauty     Of     God .....    If     You    See     The    Sun ..... You    See     The     Power    Of     God .....    And ....     If    You    See    The    Mirror. You    See      The     Best     Creation Of    GOD . So     Believe    In     YOURSELF. We All Are Tourists & God Is Our Travel Agent Who   Has Already Fixed All Our Routes ✈ Reservations & Destinations 🔰 So! Trust Him & Enjoy The "Trip" Called LIFE... Our Aim In Life Should Be 9-Glass Drinking Water. 8-Hrs Sound Sleep. 7-Wonders Tour With Family. 6-Six Digit Income. 5-Days Work A Week 4-Wheeler. 3-Bedroom Flat 2-Cute Children. 1-Sweethear

Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill Gates. Bill: "I want to show you the US  advancement. Come with me." He takes him to a forest.. .   Bill: "Dig the ground." Sardarji did it. Bill: "More More…More…" Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.. Bill: "So now, try to search something." Sardarji : "I got a Wire." Bill: "You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones..." Sardarji became frustrated.He invited Bill to India.Next year Bill was in India.. Sardarji : "I want 2 show u our advancement." The same, he takes Bill 2 a forest. Sardarji : "Dig it." Bill does. Sardarji : "More.More.More. Bill goes upto almost 400 feet. Sardarji :"Try 2 find sumthing.  Bill tries... Sardarji :"Did you get anything?" Bill: "No, there is nothing here." Sardarji : "You know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to be WIRELESS !!" Bill Gates

Alia Bhatt: Hey Dad, What Plans For Weekend ? Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns       Alia Bhatt: Hey First Part Kab Release Hua Tha? Mahesh Bhatt:  Jaa Meri Ma, Tu Shooting Pe Jaa!!! Died Laughing.... ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ 100 Metre Ki Race Ho Rahi Thi... Referee Said '1,2,3 GO!'... Everybody Started Running Except Alia Bhatt. Referee - Y R U Not Running...? Alia - My Number Is 4 ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ SBI Bank: Humara Bank Aapko Bina Interest Ke Loan De Raha Hai.... Alia Bhat:Agar Dene Mein Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Kyu De Rahe Ho? Nahi Chahiye.... ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ Once There Was A Mirror That Killed Anyone Who Lied.. FRENCH : I Think I Dont Smoke (Died) AMERICAN : I Think I Love My Wife (Died) ALIA BHATT: I Think.. (Died) ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ Alia Bhatt And Varun Dhawan Are Walking On A Road, And They Find A 1000 Rupee Note Lying Down. Alia - What Should We Do Now? Varun- We'll Take 50:50. Alia- What About The Remaining 900? ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ Alia Bhatt: Let's Go For Movi

Narendra Modi's mobile was ringing... . He picked the call.... . Namo: Hello Rajnikant, kaise ho.... . Rajnikant shocked . Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota... . Namo: Aise hi thodi PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai

Ek Room Me 5 Dost Rhte Then 1 Paagel 2 Bewkoof 3 Dimaak 4 Koi Nhi 5 Kisi Ko Ek Din Koi Nhi Ne Kisi Ko Maar Diya Us Wqt Dimaak Bathroom Me Tha Tbhi Pagal Ne Police Ko Call Kiya Hello Police ...Koi Nhi Ne Kisi Ko Maar Diya Police..Abe Tu Pagal Hai Kya .....Jeee Sir Me Pagal Hu Police...Are Kya Tere Pass Dimaak Hai Ki Nhi Pagal...Nhi Sir Abhi WO Bathroom Me Hai Police...Oh Bewkof Pagal...No Sir Me Bewkof Nhi Pagal Bol RHA Hu Bewlof Abhi SMS Dekh RHA Hai

VARIETIES OF MUMMY 👧👩 👩 AALSI MUMMY 👧 "EK Baat Tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai" 👩 DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY 👧 "Aane do Papa ko,Tumhari Shikayat karungi" 👧 ITIHAS PASAND MUMMY 👩 "Jab main Tumhari Umar ki thi to ghar ki sari Jimmedari sambhalti thi" 👩 BHAVISHYA BATANE WALI MUMMY 👧 "Mujhe pata tha,Yeh tute ga" 👧 CONFUSED MUMMY 👩 "Mein Insaan hu K Machine?" 👩 SELFISH MUMMY 👧 "Lunch me Paratha Tumhare liye diya tha ya Tumhare Doston ke liye" 👧 SHAKI MUMMY 👩 "10 me se 10.... Jarur tum ne cheating ki hogi" 👩 SAB KI MUMMY 👧 "Is Whatsapp ko to aag laga deni chahiye." 😂😂😂 Ekdum naya wala he like karle....

Hardest thing ever, . . . . . . Is . . . . . . Controlling your laughter at serious times..