Mixed Funny Joke
Oye Sardarji...
Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Hospital Ki Jagah Pizza Hut Kyu Le Jaa Rahe Ho?
Abey Saale..Pizza Hut Me "Delivery Free" Hai...
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Muslim Ladki : Exam Mein Hindu Ladke Se : "Excuse Me , Bhai Jaan"
Ladka : "Ek To Paper Confusing Hai Aur Upar Se Tu Aur Confuse Kar Rahi Hai Ya To Bhai Bol Ya Jaan Bol "
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ROCKING GENERATION "KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, Come On Dad, It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
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Teacher : Murgiyo Ki Taange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hai ?
Sardar Ka Asardaar Reply : Sir, Agar Murgiyo Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Ande Itne Upar Se Gir Kar Toot Jate Na.
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Teacher- Chand Par Pehla Kadam Kisne Rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur Doosra?
Pappu- Doosra Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Hoga ..... Langdi Khelne Thodi Gaya Tha Woh!!!!
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Doctor : Roz 5km Walk Karo, To 1 Sal Me 50kg Wajan Kum Ho Jayega..
1 Saal Baad Santa Phone Pe: Wajan To Kam Ho Gaya, Magar Saale Ghar Kaise Jau 1825km Door Aa Gaya Hu.
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Santa Aur Banta 8th Mein Aathvi Baar Fail Ho Gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide Kar Le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle Janam Fir NURSERY Se Shuru Karna Padega
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Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Ek Acha Kapda Dikhaiye.
Sales Man: Plain Main Dikhau.
Santa : Nahin Helicopter Main Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad… Yahin Pey Dikha!!
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Doctor : Do Exercise Daily For Good Health.
Santa : Sir I Play Football, Cricket,Daily.
Doctor : How Long Do You Play?
Santa : Until D Battery In My Mobile Goes Down !!
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Techer Pani Me Rahne Vale 5 Jiv Batao.?
Student- Mendak.
Tech- Very Good, Baki Char Bolo. .
Student- Uski Maa, Uska Baap, Uski Behan Aur Uska Bhai ..
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Santa's Son Was Filling An Application Form.
Son : Papa, Mother Tongue Kya Likhu?
Santa : Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrollable..
Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Hospital Ki Jagah Pizza Hut Kyu Le Jaa Rahe Ho?
Abey Saale..Pizza Hut Me "Delivery Free" Hai...
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
JOKE OF THE DAY
Muslim Ladki : Exam Mein Hindu Ladke Se : "Excuse Me , Bhai Jaan"
Ladka : "Ek To Paper Confusing Hai Aur Upar Se Tu Aur Confuse Kar Rahi Hai Ya To Bhai Bol Ya Jaan Bol "
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ROCKING GENERATION "KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, Come On Dad, It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Teacher : Murgiyo Ki Taange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hai ?
Sardar Ka Asardaar Reply : Sir, Agar Murgiyo Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Ande Itne Upar Se Gir Kar Toot Jate Na.
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Teacher- Chand Par Pehla Kadam Kisne Rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur Doosra?
Pappu- Doosra Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Hoga ..... Langdi Khelne Thodi Gaya Tha Woh!!!!
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Doctor : Roz 5km Walk Karo, To 1 Sal Me 50kg Wajan Kum Ho Jayega..
1 Saal Baad Santa Phone Pe: Wajan To Kam Ho Gaya, Magar Saale Ghar Kaise Jau 1825km Door Aa Gaya Hu.
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Santa Aur Banta 8th Mein Aathvi Baar Fail Ho Gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide Kar Le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle Janam Fir NURSERY Se Shuru Karna Padega
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Ek Acha Kapda Dikhaiye.
Sales Man: Plain Main Dikhau.
Santa : Nahin Helicopter Main Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad… Yahin Pey Dikha!!
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Doctor : Do Exercise Daily For Good Health.
Santa : Sir I Play Football, Cricket,Daily.
Doctor : How Long Do You Play?
Santa : Until D Battery In My Mobile Goes Down !!
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Techer Pani Me Rahne Vale 5 Jiv Batao.?
Student- Mendak.
Tech- Very Good, Baki Char Bolo. .
Student- Uski Maa, Uska Baap, Uski Behan Aur Uska Bhai ..
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Santa's Son Was Filling An Application Form.
Son : Papa, Mother Tongue Kya Likhu?
Santa : Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrollable..