★ Spicƴ Ɉökēs Ȥŏƞē ★

I AM BAD in ENGLISH BUT I can tell you that I LOVE YOU. I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART... I am BAD in HISTORY BUT I can REMEMBER when i FIRST saw you. I am BAD in CHEMISTRY BUT I can tell WHATS the REACTION when you SMILE.. I am BAD in PHYSICS BUT I can tell the INTENSITY of SPARK of my EYES when they SEE you.. I am BAD in every SUBJECT BUT I can TELL ALL.. I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU.. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Aao Desh Ka Samman Karein… Shahido Ki Shahadat Yaad Kare.. Ek Baar Phir Se Rashtra Ki Kamaan, Hum Hindustani Apne Haath Dhare, . Aao Swatantrata Diwas Ka Maan Kare !!  Happy Independence Day To All 

❤LuV STORY OF DOCTOR:❤ .❤❤❤❤❤❤😜 I was in 12th She was in 12th  I love her - she love me      . . . . I got MBBS She got BBA                                I was doing MBBS She got MBA . . . . . . .. I was preparing 4 MD entrance She got married💔 . . . . . . I m doing MD She's d mother of 2 children . . . . . . I got PH.D Her daughter is in 1st stndrd, . . . . . . I became DOCTRATE Hr daughtr passd 10th, . . . . . I hav joined job. Hr Daughtr joined College. . . . . . The Greatest irony- Today is my   ENGAGEMENT . . & Her daughtr is my WIFE . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Next life I will take on...

A Boy and a Girl loved each other. Unfortunately, the Girl died, while dying, she said: .. “Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche, Thu milega mujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche. Par thu tho ab ek bewafa nikla, Ek thu hi nahi tha mere Janaze ke peeche” That time the Boy said: .. “Ek wada tha mere har wade ke peeche, Mai milunga tujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche. Par tum ne hi mudke na dekha.. Ek aur Janaza tha tere Janase ke peeche”.....

He : Oy sunn☺ She : Bol😊 He : Mujhe na tujhse kuch kehna hai☺😉 She : Ha bol... Mein sunn rae😊☺ He : Kaan👂(ear)khol k sunna😉 She : Nh, mein kaan(ear) band kar k sunugi🙉😜 He : Mazak na kar mein serious hu😌 She : Hospital mein phone kar k ambulance bula du kya 😜😝 He : (Silent)😁 She : Acha bol kya hua... Mein apne aankh(eye)👀, kaan(ear)👂 sab khol(open) kar k sunn rae☺😊 He again silent😌😌 She : Ab bol v de😒 He : Mujhe na pyar ho gaya😍😍 She : Oy hoye 😉!! Acha chal bta jisse pyar hua wo ladki h ya phr koi or😬 He : Very funny Obvio yàar ladki h😋 She : Hey bhagwan!! Kiski zindagi kharab karne ja raha ??? 😜😝😛 He : (after a long pause) Teri😍 She : (shocked) Mazak na kar... ...

In Japan, in a soap manufacturing company the soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyer belt and finally packed in cartons... Many a times it happened that the wrapping machine wrapped the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap. To rectify this problem the Japanese company bought a X-ray scanner from the US for $60,000 to check on the  assembly line whether the container contained soap and wasn't empty.  A similar problem happened at Nirma soaps, in Ahmedabad in INDIA.. Guess what they did???? They bought a bajaj fan costing around Rs.1500/- and placed it on the edge of the assembly line. The empty wrappers, without soaps just blew away!!!  And All Say Japanese are Advanced in Technology. We are INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT INDIANS  

Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non  veg nhi khate. Unke mohalle me sardar rahta tha jo daily Chicken banakar khata tha. Chiken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Pope se shikayat ki. Pope ne us Sardar se kaha tum ''Christian'' dharm swikaar kr lo wo Sardaar maan gya To Pope ne Sardaar par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha "You born as a "Sikh", raised as a "Sikh", but now you are a"Christian" Next day fir Sardaar k ghar se Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha Sardaar Chiken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha, "You born as "Chicken", raised as a "chicken" but now you are .."Potato".. . Christian shocked  sardar rocked