Danger Sayari Again:)

- Ladka Handsome hone chahiye,
Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.

- Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain.

- Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye,
Chhota to Bheem bhi hai.

- Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye,
Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai.

- Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye,
Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai.

- Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye,
Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai.

- Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye,
Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai.

- Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye,
Towel to ShriSant ke paas bhi hai.

- Ladki mein Akal Honi Chahiye
Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai.

- Mobile General mode par hona chahiye
Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain

- Seb meetha hona chahiye
Lal to Advani bhi hain.

- Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye
Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai.

- Ghoomna to Hill Station par chahiye
Goa to Pan masala bhi hai.

- Dawai theek karne ke liye honi chahiye
Tablet to Samsung ka bhi hai

- Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
‘Hmmm’ to bhains bhi karti hai.

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