Mujhe na tujhse kuch kehna hai☺😉

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He : Oy sunn☺
She : Bol😊
He : Mujhe na tujhse kuch kehna hai☺😉
She : Ha bol... Mein sunn rae😊☺
He : Kaan👂(ear)khol k sunna😉
She : Nh, mein kaan(ear) band kar k sunugi🙉😜
He : Mazak na kar mein serious hu😌
She : Hospital mein phone kar k ambulance bula du kya 😜😝
He : (Silent)😁
She : Acha bol kya hua... Mein apne aankh(eye)👀, kaan(ear)👂 sab khol(open) kar k sunn rae☺😊
He again silent😌😌
She : Ab bol v de😒
He : Mujhe na pyar ho gaya😍😍
She : Oy hoye 😉!! Acha chal bta jisse pyar hua wo ladki h ya phr koi or😬
He : Very funny Obvio yàar ladki h😋
She : Hey bhagwan!! Kiski zindagi kharab karne ja raha ??? 😜😝😛
He : (after a long pause) Teri😍
She : (shocked) Mazak na kar... 😌😒Sach sach bol
He : Yàar mein sach bol raha... ☺😘😘 really love uh💕❤.. I knw teko pyar wyar v believe nh.😌. Par mein baki ladko ki tarah nh hu😔... Mein tujhe bht khush rakhunga😘😘
She : (tears in her eyes) Pagal itti si bt bolne m kitta tym laga diya... 😒😘😘I also love uh 😍😘💕❤
He : sachi ???😍😍
She : Mucchi😘😘

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