Sardar Se Panga Nahi

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Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non  veg nhi khate.
Unke mohalle me sardar rahta tha jo daily Chicken banakar khata tha.
Chiken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Pope se shikayat ki.
Pope ne us Sardar se kaha tum ''Christian'' dharm swikaar kr lo
wo Sardaar maan gya
To Pope ne Sardaar par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha "You born as a "Sikh", raised as a "Sikh", but now you are a"Christian"
Next day fir Sardaar k ghar se Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha
Sardaar Chiken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha,
"You born as "Chicken", raised as a "chicken" but now you are .."Potato".. .
Christian shocked  sardar rocked

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