Alia Bhatt Funny Jokes Collection 10 Jan 2015

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Alia Bhatt: Hey Dad, What Plans For Weekend ?

Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns
     
Alia Bhatt: Hey First Part Kab Release Hua Tha?

Mahesh Bhatt:  Jaa Meri Ma, Tu Shooting Pe Jaa!!!
Died Laughing....
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100 Metre Ki Race Ho Rahi Thi...

Referee Said '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody Started Running Except Alia Bhatt.

Referee - Y R U Not Running...?

Alia - My Number Is 4

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SBI Bank: Humara Bank Aapko Bina Interest Ke Loan De Raha Hai....


Alia Bhat:Agar Dene Mein Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Kyu De Rahe Ho? Nahi Chahiye....
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Once There Was A Mirror That Killed Anyone Who Lied..
FRENCH : I Think I Dont Smoke (Died)

AMERICAN : I Think I Love My Wife (Died)

ALIA BHATT: I Think.. (Died)
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Alia Bhatt And Varun Dhawan Are Walking On A Road, And They Find A 1000 Rupee Note Lying Down.
Alia - What Should We Do Now?
Varun- We'll Take 50:50.
Alia- What About The Remaining 900?
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺Alia Bhatt: Let's Go For Movie .
Varun: Shit, I've Got A Doctor's Appointment Today..

Alia Bhatt: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You're Sick.
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 Alia Reading Newspaper..

News:"Indian Athlete Lost Gold Medal In Long Jump"

Aalia Comments: Idiot !!
Who Told Him To Wear Gold Medal While Jumping!!!
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Deepika Padukone : I Have More Fans Than You..
Alia Bhatt: Big Deal, I Have AC At Home.

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