1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 2. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night" 3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him. 4. Someone is "Driving" ...since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!! 5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis! 6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!".. Guess his time stood still 7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month. Living in Paradise? 8. Someone is alwz 'available'.. How free Are you????? 9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list! 10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"... Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service? 11. Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only" Du...