😇Great Confusion:::

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😇Great Confusion:::

People drink 🍺 & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!

I'm studying📖📚
since nursery 👶
But still not addicted to studying ???

This is called 'self control' !!
😃😃😃

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes?
They eat only ---grass.
😜😳😚

Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"

Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"

Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?
😜😜😜

A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle🐢 doesn't Run.. Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell,
Just Sleep Well.....

:msg sent by BABA AARAM DEV
✋😜😊😔😔👏😝

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