Ten Gurumantras for a Cool Life
Ten Gurumantras for a Cool Life:
Ten Gurumantras for a Cool Life:
1. Money is not everything.
There's also Mastercard & Visa.
There's also Mastercard & Visa.
2. One should love animals.
They are tasty too.
They are tasty too.
3. Save water.
Drink on the rocks.
Drink on the rocks.
4. Fruits/Salads are healthy.
So leave them for the sick.
So leave them for the sick.
5. Books are holy.
So don't touch them.
So don't touch them.
6. Don't shout in the office.
It disturbs those who are sleeping.
It disturbs those who are sleeping.
7. Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
But don't get caught.
8. Hard work never killed anyone,
but why take the chance?
but why take the chance?
9. Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow by someone else.
10. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.