✅SUPER INSULTS✅ Funny English Jokes

✅SUPER INSULTS✅

Smart answer by the lovely lady:

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him:
"Nice perfume....
Which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..!!"

Lady:
"Don't give her...
Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!!!"

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class.
Please bath him everyday.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose.
Don't smell him.
Teach him...!!

Mother to Son: Who is "Tippu Sultan" ?
Son : Don't know !!!
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also...
Son to Mother : Do you know "Chinky Aunty" ?
Mother : Don't know !!!
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also...

A cute excuse:
Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Student: "Mom & dad were fighting."
Teacher: "So what makes you late if they were fighting?"
Student: "One shoe was in Mom's hand and one in Dad's..."

Wife : "I hate that beggar."
Husband : "Why?"
Wife : "Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book - "How to Cook" !!! "