अदालत में सलमान खान और जज के बीच हुई बातचीत के कुछ अंश...

अदालत में सलमान खान और जज के बीच हुई बातचीत के कुछ अंश--
Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?
Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta.
Salman: Sir main begunaah hoon
Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon... dabake
Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?
Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?
Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai... ungli mat kar... jaag gya toh cheer phaad dega.
Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?
Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna... dil mein aata hoon... samajh mein nahi.
Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?
Judge: Main request nahi karta... ek hi baar bolta hoon... aur full and final ho jaata hai.
Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta
Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho.
Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?
Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna... I, Me and Myself!
Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.
यरवडा जेल में संजय दत्त और सलमान खान
Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar... aaja mere yaar 

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