Jokes Bonus & WhatsApp Cup Bonus

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Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 
Awesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye
gender change karwalu
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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
"Tum kaun ho?" 
Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 
Wife: "Nasha 
har gum bhula deta hai"
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Teacher : नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...???
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Santa : P.H.D.
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Teacher : Kya....???
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Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..
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Teacher behosh..!
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Doctor : Aap ki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai..
Santa pehle to bohat roya, phir aansu ponchhte huwe
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Kitne number se ??
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Santa sharab pite pite rone laga...
Banta: Kya hua ro Q rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
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Santa : Yaar banta hum dono me kya rishta hai?
Banta : Jo besan aur pakode ka hai.
Santa : Wo kaise?
Banta : Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai.
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This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.
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Ultimate Hit!!
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Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Santa ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya aur bola
"Vidhwa Aurat"
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Shaadi mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne puchha kab tak khaoge?
Santa :  Main toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm

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