Funniest WhatsApp Joke :)

Ek Aalu ne Bhindi k cell pe i love u  ka sms bheja..

Bhindi  ne aalu ko phone karke bahut sunaya..

boli tum itne mote, saste...aur main ekdum slim and sexy...

Aalu  ka toh dil hi toot gaya...aur phir usne itni sabziya fansaayi ki aaj aap dekh sakte ho...

Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan, 
Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Paalak, 
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gaajar,
Aalu-Chhole,
Aalu-Methi. 
Aur Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai...

Moral:
Jo attitude dikhata hai, akela reh jaata hai......

Samosa said to Aloo:-
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe cover karke garam oil se bacha leta hu because i luv u....❤❤

Aloo said:-
Jab log Tumhe fry hone k foran baad khate hai to main unka muh jala deta hun becoz I Luv u too....❤❤
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Moral-
Inki luv story pe na jayein..
Samosa thanda karke khaiyen.. 
☺Very touching.

❌dost vo nhi jo apke liye kamaye

✅dost wo hai Jo apki T-Shirt Maang kr Le Jae
0r kbi wapis
Na de…

❌Dost wo nhi Jo

apko Treat de

✅Dost wo hai Jo

Aap k Ghar aae
0r kahe "aaj kya Paka hai,
Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa"..

❌Dost wo nhi Jo call kr k
milne aaye,

✅Dost wo Jo Ghr  k Samne aa k

Msg kre"kaminey bahar aa.

❌Dost wo nahi jo

kahe wo ladki teri kismat me nahi,

✅Dost wo hai jo
kahe

"saale party de party

usey toh ghar se utha layenge tere liye"

❌Dost wo nhi Jo

Janaze me aae,

✅Dost wo hai Jo

Kabar Pe T-Shirt

Le k aae 0r kahe

"Le saale nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan chal
Uth Or meri

Dosti wapis kr.

Send to all special friends 
luv u yr
✏Dosto se problem share karna achha hai.....
Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker   dete hai per.....
Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.
✏Indian Friendship is not about:                 "sorry".
Its about: "saari galti teri thi"

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✏Indian Friendship is not about "THANKS".
Its about :"koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe"

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✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I miss u".
Its about "kahan mar gaye thay itne din"?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about :"I understand".
Its about: "Hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon"?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I'm happy 4 ur success"..
Itz about : "Chal beta treat de"?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about:  "Are u coming to see us tomorrow"?
Itz about: "Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath".

✏Indain Friendship is not about :"love with frnd
Its about: love forever
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Wat is the meaning of true friend.
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Jab ek dost apni akhri sanse le rha ho aur uska dost ankho me ansu le aye aur kahe,
Chl uth Yaar Aaj last time "Maut" ki Class Bunk Krte hain.
Love u frnds..❤