Killer + Faadu Sayari

By Unknown -

Mountain Dew peene se udd
jaata
hai
fear,
.
Basically ur concepts r not clear.
Wah...wah
.
. . .
Dost ne pucha exam me "5th
ans.
Batao",
.
Maine kaha Melody khao khud
jaan jao.
.
. . .
Ek aur arz hai,
Pam ke pyar me pagal ho gaya
peter,
.
Ab Hero Honda Spelndor 80KM
prati leter.
.
. . .
Bas..1 aur
Atma chhod gayi jism purana,
.
Didi tera Devar Deewana.
.
. . .
1 last bas 1,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha
group janchna,
.
Basanti inn kutto ke samne mat
nachna.
.
. . .
Yeh lo aur ek,
Yasomati maiyya se bole
nandlala,
.
Tata Sky laga dala toh life
jhingalala. .
.
. . .
Yeh wala last pakka
Agar tabiyat kharaab hai to
dhundo koi
chemist,
.
My name is Khan and I'm not a
terrorist. .
.
. . .
Ek aur plzz
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere
paaro,
.
ACP bola,"Fredricksk ghar ka
kona-
kona
chaan maaro. .
.
. . .
Ek aur arz hai,
Maine piya aapka khoon,
.
Gud Afternoon Gud Afternoon.
. .
. . .
One more
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
.
Oh my god,sir yeh toh mar
chuka
hai.
.
. . .
C.I.D's One
Fredricks ke sir par 50000 ka
loan
hai,
.
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID waali
shaayari banata kaun hai.
.
. . .
One more yaaro
Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar
hai,
.
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish
sawaar
hai,dish sawaar hai.
.
. . .
1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
.
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR
COLOUR,Bas
kaato gholo aur lagalo.
.
. . .
Really last one
Mithaai banata hai Halwaai,
.
CENTER FRUIT...kaisi jeebh lapp
lapppaaaaiii.. xP

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