Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her- "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?" Wife: "Do you mean to say I am fat?" Husband: "No no. If you don't want to get up, it's OK." Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?" Husband: "No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...." Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you, right?" Husband: "Now look I didn't say that." Wife: "So am I lying?!!" Husband: "All right! Its best I also don't go for Yoga: Wife: "See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me." The husband quietly goes to sleep again.