Killer Santa Banta Jokes

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Teacher - नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai.?
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Santa - P.H.D.
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Teacher -kya....???
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Santa - Pyjaama Holding Device.
☠☠☠☠☠☠ Teacher behosh..!☠☠☠☠☠☠

Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo "She is kidding"
Santa hasne lga or table par hi gir gya or bola, itna asan !
☻☻☻WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI ☻☻☻

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Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe ;
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Kitne Number Se ???

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Santa to Banta:Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage;
Banta: Goli mar de

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Santa Sharab pite pite Rone Laga..
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha tha Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha..

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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha. Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.

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Snta- pant ki silai kitni hai?
Tailor  -  150 Rs.
Santa - Aur nikkar ki?
Tailor - 50 Rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.

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Santa ka interview:Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Santa ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola "Vidhwa Aurat.... 
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