Improve Your G.K.: Funny National Jokes

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★★★IMPROVE YOUR G.K.★★★
1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee
2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone
3. National Tension- Salman Khan's Marriage
4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi
5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One
6. National food- Kasam
7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan
8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh
9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi
10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra
11. National Book- Face Book
12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh
13. National Bank- Swiss Bank
14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar
15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil
16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi
17: National Time Pass: Whatsapp

Amul - The taste of India
Babool - The paste of India
Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India.
Modi- the best of india.
Sonia- The guest of India.

Jo jeete wo sikandar, Jo haare wo jail ke andar,
Jo is msg ko share kare usko jadu ki jhappi, aur Jo na kare usko "Kejriwal"ki pappi.
Soch lo ab.....
Market ma naya hai aage share karo...

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