Hindi Jokes Evolution

By Unknown -
Chor aya , Tijori par likha tha  "Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..

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Ravan ko court me laya gaya aur kaha :- Gita pe hath rakho.
Ravan bola :- Sala Sita pe hath rakha to itna matter hua. Ab Gita pe.
SORRY BOSS I'M NOT INTERESTED

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Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai. I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab. Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise...

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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi...
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar, tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Jalao ji Jalao...

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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...
Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??

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Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...
Kyonki,
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi...

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Interviewer: congrats, you are selected. Ur 1st yr salary is 60,000 & next yr it will be 1 lakh.
Sardar: Thank You. I'll join next year..

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Doctor : i am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
Dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : abey, pagal hai kya? Ye le 20 rupaye naya le le...

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