Funny Jokes Return 26/7/2014

By Unknown -
"Murgi aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho gyi..."
Upset Murga murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya
kami thi... tumhari caste ka tha... us kauwa me
aisa kya tha
Murgi boli ''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka
airforce me hona chahiye''
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Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.
Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phir ghar le
aaya aur pinjre me rakkha.
Kabutar ko hosh aaya toh bola -
"Aai sala jail ho gai, woh car wala mar gaya kya."
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2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the.
1st- Kisne maara, HIT ya slipper?
2nd- Arey kisi ne nahi, ye ladkiyan mujhe dekh ke
itna chillati hai k heart attack aa gaya!
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Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai
Sala pure din tak samajh hi nhi ata ki
"HANS KE DEKH RAHI THI" ya
"DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI."
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"Height of Attitude"
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By
.
.
Dropping Coins...!!
Use Currency notes ☺
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Santa: My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do?
Banta: Imagine she is Back...
Foot foot kar roya bechara... 
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