Funny English Paper for 12th Std

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Funny English paper for 12th class
Question:- What is love and explain in details? (20 Marks)

USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.(Marks : 5 out of 20)

UK's Student......
Answer: Love is pain. (Marks : 5 out of 20)

UAE's Student......
Answer: Love Khuda hai. (Marks : 5 out of 20)

Indian Student........
Answer:
»» Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated.

»» Types:
1 sided & 2 sided!

»» Age:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age.

»» Symptoms:
Tension, Daydreaming, Insomnia, Phone Addiction

»» Diagnosis By:
Diary, Photos, Mobile

»» Treatment:
Anti-Love Therapy by Father's Shoes
or Mother's Sandal.....

(Marks 20 out of 20)

☺☺ Excellent !! ☻☻
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NOTE:- Don't Ask Indian Student, They can stretch anything for 20 Marks!

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