Best English-Hindi Jokes

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Girl: what's price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: "Bapre"
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: "Bapre" + "Bapre"+ "Bapre"
Girl: ☺☺☺
Salesman: ☻☻☻
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Innovative India:
An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?"
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18...!!!
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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
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2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.....
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye...
Bas fir kya.... Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 
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Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad....
Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho? Nahi beta....
Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho? Nahi beta.....
To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho???
To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho???

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