Marwari Jokes Collection* Whatsapp Jokezzz

By Anonymous -
1. Marwari: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Marwari: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Marwari: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

2. Marwari on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
marwari: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ?

3. Marwari 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko  roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!

4. Marwari ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
marwari ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
marwari: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi marwari ka khoon daud raha hai:)

6. Marwari ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Varna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga

7. Titanic Ke Saath marwari Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha  ya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.

8. Marwari haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha....
Wife: Kya ker rahe ho...??
Marwari : Dettol ki sheeshi phoot gayi hai, aise hi thodi waste hone denge.
La teri bhi ungli kaat du..!!!

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