Joke time return:Summer vacation

By Anonymous -
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
??
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.
?????
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.
??????
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In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola: ?The???
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!......
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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Ladki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega.....

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Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband :  'Sahan Shakti' ??
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Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......
Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati  Hospital ke  ICU  mein  hee milega....?
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