Happy April ƒool Day

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Kya ??aapko pata hai?Duniya ka sabse
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pehla ?aeroplane kahan uda tha?
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Jaaniye iss chhotey se break ke baad.....
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Surf exel - daag achhey hain ??
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Rupa?? front line - raho sabse aagey ??
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Garnier - ?? take care??
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Asli masaale???? sach! ??sach! ?? - MDH, MDH
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Hum mein
hai hero ?? - Hero
moto corp.??
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 ??PARLE-G  ?? G- MANE   GINEOUS ??                                                         .                                                                          .                                                                             .                                     
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Laila ?? ko
karna tha impress??
Toh majnu ?? ne khayi minto Fresh.??
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Hi handsome ?? Hi handsome ??
Hi handsome ??
fair and handsome cream??
for men ?? ??
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" Comedy night with kapil sharma " dekhie ??sat - at 10.00pm to 11.00pm sirf colours pay.
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Rahiye ?? na bekhabar ??
dekhiye ?? fir khaas khabar??
.?? Aaj Tak ?? ??
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Welcome Back ??
-- my show ??                                                                                   .                                                                                    .                                          
Duniyaka ka sabse ?pehla ? aeroplane
"Hawa" ?? ? mein uda tha.....
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY

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