Funny Facts About Indian & American: Facbook Joke

By Anonymous -
American: Can you swim ??
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Indian: No
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American: Dog is Better than you, Because he Swims
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Indian: Can u swim ??
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American: Yes
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Indian: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog ??
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