Exam Me ƒail Hone ki Wajah Hya di hain ek Honhaar Students ne: Facebook Joke

By Anonymous -
Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya di hain, aaj ke honhaar students ne ??
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1 saal ke 365 din hote hai..
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal
ke 122 din
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365-122=243
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aur summer vacation gino 61
din..
243-61=182 din
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Usme 52 sunday..
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182-52=130 din..
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Diwali - holi etc... Festival ke 40..
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College festival 15 din
[40 15=55]
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130-55=75 din.
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Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke
hisab se 46 din..
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75-46=29 din.
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Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke..
Uske 15 din..
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29-15=14 din..
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Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte
hai..
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14-10=4 din bache..
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T.V dekhne ke 3 din..
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4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
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1 saal me 1 din hi to birthday aata
hai Ab birth day ke din kon padhe
yaar..??.
Parent's shocked Student's rocked...........

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