Unlimited Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen
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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:
Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.
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Pathan Drive In To - Way Cross NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai..
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Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?
Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?
Pathan: Illegal.
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Teacher to Pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola Hawa Main.
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Pathan: Maa mai bara ho kar pilot banunga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt ghar pe bomb phenk dia karenge.