Funny Latest Rajnikant Joke In English

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♣ ♣ Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking!!!!!!!



♣ ♣ Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places.. Today those places are known as IIT's!!!!!!


♣ ♣ Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!


♣ ♣ Definition of solar eclipse:

When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!


♣ ♣ Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share at least one percent of his knowledge with the world......

Thus.......The google was born!!!!


♣ ♣ Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????

British would have fought for Independence...
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♣ ♣ Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!


♣ ♣ Why do earthquakes occur?????

Because at that time Rajanikanth is doing his skipping exercise!!!!!!


♣ ♣ Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!

Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!


♣ ♣ The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............

..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!


♣ ♣ Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! 

Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!


♣ ♣ Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? 

...................... To play Carom!!!!!!


♣ ♣ Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting.... ♥♥♥♥

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