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Secret formula for married couples... "Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

Once Soniya, Manmohan Singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, . . Soniya drops a 100 Rs Note & says, "I made one poor Indian happy" . . Singh drops two 50 Rs notes& says "I made two poor indians happy" . . finally chiddu drops 100 coins of one rupee &says"I made 100 poor indians happy", .. Hearing this the pilot laughs & says"I will drop down all 3 of you and make 125 crore indians forever happy..!

When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.

When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ?? Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar ..!!

boy: mom aaj khane me kya bnaya hai... mom: baigan ki sabji... boy: kya mom har bar baigan ki sabji... mom: ye sab najkhre apni bivi ke samne karna....tab to muh se ik shabad nhi niklega jo vo banaygi chup chap khaloge...!! boy:kkk lao  baigan hi khata hu...   after marriage.......... boy: aaj khane me kya banna hai darling .. wife: baigan ki sabzi..!! boy: kya??  baigan ki sabzi... wife: ye nakhre na apni maa k samne kiya karo tab to kuch ni bolte   ... boy:  acha lao baigan ki sabzi bechare ladke...��

Murga:- I love u. Murgi:- Ha ha.... Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.... Murgi:- Really?? . Murga:- Yes..Kya karu batao. Murgi:- Bataun......Bataun...... . . . . . . Chal anda de...:():(:):(:):(:):

Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai.. . .. . . ... Wo Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochte hai aise... . .. ... .... Wo Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochte hai aise... . .. ... .... "Ki kar to li hai tune beta.... abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise.