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धोनी opened group      Doni added raina रैना: Hi       Dhoni added jadeja       Dhoni added rahane       Dhoni added yuvi       Dhoni added rohit       Dhoni added ashwin           Dhoni added dhawan धोनी: सांभलो बधा रैना: शु थयुं मोटाभाई रहाने: ???? धोनी: आजे जीतवुं होय तो विराट ने भडकावो पडशे जडेजा: done भाई,        Dhoni added virat Virat : hi guys Dhavan: आवी गयो ,अंग्रेज नी औलाद....!?? विराट : चुप बे वांदरा.. जडेजा:  केवो  छे भाई तुं?             भाभी छोडी गया केम तने? विराट: ग्रुप मा आ चर्चा नही.... अश्विन: अरे फसावी गई आने  विराट: चुप , धोनी ना चमचा... शर्मा: भाई, सांजे बतावी दे तारी पावर,     विराट: युवराज: आवोज गुस्सो रहेवा देजे भ...

एक अच्छी कविता प्राप्त हुई है, जो मनन योग्य है। "जाने क्यूं अब शर्म से, चेहरे गुलाब नही होते। जाने क्यूं अब मस्त मौला मिजाज नही होते। पहले बता दिया करते थे, दिल की बातें। जाने ...

एक request है प्लीज एक बार पढ़ना जरूर दिल को छू जायेगी.....     ज़िन्दगी में कुछ चीजो का "मज़ा ही कुछ और होता है" जैसे.... पढ़ते-पढ़ते 📃 रज़ाई में सोने का😴     टीचर के पढ़ाने पर कहि और खो जाने का, लैब म...

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 2. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night" 3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him. 4. Someone is "Driving" ...since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!! 5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis! 6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!".. Guess his time stood still 7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month. Living in Paradise? 8. Someone is alwz 'available'.. How free Are you????? 9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list! 10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"... Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service? 11. Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only" Du...

Aaj fir school jaane ko dil karta hai. . !! . Subah Subah jaldi uth nahane ko dil karta hai, School dress pahan kar tie lagane ko dil karta hai..!! . Aaj fir Line me lagkar prayer karne ko dil karta hai, Ek dusre ko dhakka de aage badhne ko dil karta hai..!! . Aaj fir Class ke khali period me kagaj ke aeroplane udane ko dil karta hai, Lunch time me ek dusre ka tifin khane ko dil karta hai..!! . Aaj fir Class me mam ke questions puchne par chupchap khade hone ka dil karta hai, Home work na karne aur dher sare bahane banana ka dil karta hai..!! . Aaj fir Social science ke period me sone ka dil karta hai, Chutti ke intezar me bell bajne ka dil karta hai..!! . Aaj fir Un dosto ke sath baate karne aurladne jhagdne ka dil karta hai, Sab kuch bhooljakar mast hone ka dil karta hai..!! Aaj fir school jaane ka dil karta hai. . !!

Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Pappu : " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted😫